"Alright, now that we're under the jungle gym, what are we playing today?""Restaurant."
"Great. Okay, I'm only three but I've got a permanent marker and a preternatural gift for spelling."
"Then Let's make a menu, dude."
"Okay, go."
"Tatertots."
"Good. What else?"
"Um. Pizza."
"Mmm. Good. Next."
"That's it."
"What?"
"That's all we're serving."
"What about the vegetarians?"
"Vegi-what?"
"People who don't eat meat."
"Tatertots aren't meat."
"No. But we fry them in beef tallow. Totally not vegi-friendly, dude."
"Let's play firefighters."
"Okay."
"I'm the one with a gun for an arm. What are you doing?"
"Writing poop."
"Ha haha aahaa. Poop."
"Poop."
"Poop."
"Let's play toilet."
"Okay, I'm the one with a gun for an arm."
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