Top Ten Reasons To Play Lava:
1. Whoopie Goldberg
2. D.A.R.E.
4. Counting
5. Colors
6. Algebra
7. Continents
8. Colorful Continents
9. FM Radio
10. Number 3
And also the promised daily lava fundamental to try at home! Illustrated (of course) by Jason Polan

The Crow's Nest
The crow's nest is an indispensable building block for lava urban and rural alike. It is the hold in which a lavaist clamps to a verticle (pole, tree, etc) by wrapping arms or hands around the back and pulls against a foothold in front. The position offers great versatility and is highly energy efficient; a lavaist can easily climb higher, lower, rotate, or just hang and rest for a moment once this position is achieved. It is also a total chick magnet.
So that is that. Email me if you have been playing lava in your area, have ideas, want to post a song, need advice about the stock market, or have access to an offshore account that has been recently endowed by a prince with an unpronounceable name that needs nothing more than my social security number and credit information to release the funds to me. Little John for president 2007!
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